Q: How do pigs write secret messages?

A: With invisible oink.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! None of you b*tches got it.

Carry on. And drink lots of da Red Bull.

-P

Hello everyone,

I am off on a secret mission for my friend Vladamir-can't say his last name. Anyhoo, let's see if you can figure out where I am!

Here's some clues:

• Population 545,120
• One of its "sister cities" is Sapporo, Japan
• There are 37,000 acres of parks in its metro area
• Was #10 on the list of the "Best Art Cities in America" by AmericanStyle magazine this year
• Prevention magazine called it the "Best Walking Town in America"
• A site of interest is Pittock Mansion

Where in the world am I? No googling!

-da hog

Edit: babygirlbannister got it correct: Portland, Oregon!

Now I must move on and hide again!

-da hog